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FACEBOOK: THE BIR TAWILLY EMPIRE
ABOUT US
EXCELLENCE AND PROFESSIONALISM
Dear aspiring subjects,
We have been working very hard to preserve what is legally ours and will remain ours. The empire of Bir Tawilly is a safe space, free of hate and violence. Visit our Facebook page and DM us if you'd like to visit.
LICENSED AND
INSURED
Your shares and investments are safe with us, with our vaults being buried deep underneath our precious sand, guarded by vicious snakes and terrifying sandstorms.
UNDER THREAT
Nevertheless, every paradise comes under threat. Some people think they can take advantage of our empire being populated by a few people and camels. The so-called King Dixit claims ownership of our land. Join us, and fight for Bir Tawil.
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